Probably one of the worst moments of all time.
I CRIED LIKE A BITCH OHMGOD
(Source: martincrief, via bestillmyfangirlheart)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
George Washington could’ve had an experimental phase in his teenage years, maybe HE gave blowjobs
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